Newsletter Issue 22
April 2010

 

In this Newsletter I have fabulous information on the following topics you need to know about:

The 15 Best Performing Mutual Funds
Best Performing Fixed Annuities to Buy
Top Rated Variable Annuity Companies
Pros and Cons of Fixed and Variable Annuities

Please email me topics you would like me to write about in the newsletter. I want to serve your needs.

Cheers,
Lucian

in this issue
  • Joke of the Day
  • Fixed and Variable Annuities
  • Award Winning Funds
  • Ratemaking Fundamentals You Need To Know
  • Lucian's Funny Life Story

  • Fixed and Variable Annuities

    What Are They? How Can They Benefit You?

    Because of the steep market declines in recent years, many of you are looking for more safe investment options. Some of you have considered buying either "fixed annuities" or "variable annuities" for your retirement portfolio. Below I have described the advantages and disadvantages for various fixed and variable annuity alternatives for you. Read it to determine if you are a candidate for this investment.


    Award Winning Funds

    Top rated, award-winning funds is always what you are asking me for. Well here they are!! They were chosen as THE top funds by a set of judges from Smart Money magazine. I have listed them in five categories below:

    • U.S. Large Cap Funds
    • Foreign Funds
    • Global Funds
    • Balanced Funds
    • Real Estate Funds
    So here goes for some award winning funds for your consideration. Keep in mind there are hundreds of funds in each category below and these are the best three in each category.


    Ratemaking Fundamentals You Need To Know

    Lucian's Ratemaking Course continues to get rave reviews!! A recent study showed that 92% of utility employees want to know more about ratemaking in some way. Ratemaking and rate cases are back on the front burner. Many utilities have not filed rate cases for ten or more years and new employees have little to no knowledge of how their utility makes money under the rate case. Older employees have forgotten key elements of ratemaking, ratemaking strategy and need a tune-up on ratemaking.


    Lucian's Funny Life Story

    Charlie Brown Story: Everybody Has A Special Talent

    Each year, I try and take my youngest daughter, Christina, on a life experience trip to broaden her horizons. This trip would prove to be truly amazing, and funny to boot.

    When Christina was 14, she was aware I had booked another trip. She bounced home from school and asked her mother, "I need to start packing, what hotel are we going to be staying in on my trip with Daddy." My wife replied, "Well, darling, you better talk to your Daddy about that."

    Finding that to be odd, Christina waited anxiously for me to return home to ask me what the accommodations would be on the trip. Was it a surprise? A deluxe suite? Could she bring her puppy?

    Then I told her...


    Joke of the Day

    Boudreaux Bank Loan

    A Cajun from New Orleans walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an international alligator convention for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.

    The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Boudreaux handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. Boudreaux produced the title and everything checked out.

    The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

    Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Cajun from Louisiana for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it. Two weeks later, Boudreaux returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07.

    The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Brad Street credit ratings and found that you are a highly sophisticated investor and multimillionaire with real estate and financial interests in Louisiana. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

    Boudreaux replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"

    Don't mess with dem dare Cajuns...

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