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In addition to the newsletter, I am pleased
to announce the launch of my new company
website! You will be able to more easily
learn about my training philosophy, course
offerings, and results. I have also added my
promotional video to the website. Please take
a look at the new website, www.conwayconsult.com,
and let me know what you think!
In
this newsletter issue I have an article on
three strategies for your 401(k) and 10
reasons why you need to consider offering my
Finance and Accounting for Non-Financial
Managers and Supervisors course at your
company in 2010. As usual, this newsletter
also includes a Funny Life Story, and
jokes.
Cheers,
Lucian
| Three Strategies For Your 401(k) Now! |
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Well, many of you have rebounded quite a bit
from last year’s market lows. The Market
itself is up 60% from last year’s market lows
in March. You are feeling a little better.
But, now is not the time to quit working on
your 401(k). Don't bury your head in the
sand! Achieving your goal may not be as hard
as you think! Here are three tips for action
now to enhance your retirement portfolio.
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| Ten Reasons To Take Lucian’s Finance Course for Non-Financial Employees in 2010! |
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Many of our customers are telling us that
they need more of these courses because in
leaner times you have to think about new ways
to accomplish goals. The bad economy needs
you to take this course now!
YOU WILL LEARN:
- That the bad economy will be bad for a
while so you will learn where the
economy is going according
to Wall Street.
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To become excited about your newly learned
financial skills and how to
apply them to your 401(k).
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The various ways an electric utility
(or any company) makes
money.
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Six actions you can
personally take in your job that will help
your company turnaround faster and therefore
help the stock in your 401(k)
group.
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How to read the six key
pages in your company's annual
report.
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The only six lines in your
company's annual report that you can
change because of your actions.
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How your company's stock is likely to impact
your 401(k)?
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Basic “financial motivation”
principles that will motivate you to put
more money in your 401(k).
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To become excited about how you can
help your company be financially
successful.
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To become excited about financial
principles that can help you and
your company in these bad times.
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| Lucian's Funny Life Story |
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Lucian Dishwashing
I am from a big family. I was the
oldest. I was raised washing dishes. As long
as I can remember, I washed dishes, from
childhood until today. I actually enjoy
washing dishes. It is something that you can
do in a short period of time and quickly see
the results of your effort.
I wash dishes the old fashioned
way--I wash them by hand. I can wash and dry
a meal's worth of dishes faster than most
people can put them in the dishwasher. As a
result, I know very little about putting
dishes in the dishwasher.
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Joke of the Day |
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Cadillac
Husband comes home from work.
Wife says, “I've got some good news and some
bad news. Which do you want first?”
Husband: “Good News”
Wife: “The air bags on the Cadillac work
fine.”
Boudreaux (boodro), Fontenot (fonteeno)
and Thibodeaux (Tibado) Joke
Boudreaux had a friend named Fontenot.
No matter what Boudreaux said, Fontenot would
say it could be worse.
Boudreaux decided to make up a story so bad
that Fontenot could not say it could have
been worse.
Next time Boudreaux sees Fontenot he says,
“Hey Fontenot, did you hear that Thibodeaux
killed himself Saturday night?”
“No”, Fontenot said. “What happened Saturday
night?”
Boudreaux said, “Well, Saturday night
Thibodeaux came home and found his wife Marie
(Mawree) with another man. Thibodeaux pulled
out his gun, shot his wife Marie, shot the
other man, then shot himself. What do you
think about that for having a bad
Saturday?”
Fontenot thought a while then said, “It could
have been worse.”
Boudreaux got upset. He told Fontenot, “How
could you say it could have been worse?
Thibodeaux killed his wife, killed another
man, and killed himself last SATURDAY! What
could possibly be worse?”
Fontenot tucked his chin down, turned his
head slightly, and with a glean in his eye
told Boudreaux, “Well it could have been
worse for me, Thibodeaux could have come home
on FRIDAY NIGHT!!”
Children’s Joke
What do you do if you get swallowed by a
whale?
Run around until you get pooped out!
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