Newsletter Issue 18
June 2009
Here is a newsletter coming out more often. I hope you enjoy it. It has some great stocks mentioned in the "How About Some Wisdom From The Past" article, a great article on Index Funds, tips on defenses against Swine Flu, two great jokes, and a Funny life story about one of my daughter's old boyfriends when she was a sophomore in high school. I will have another newsletter coming out soon.

in this issue
  • Joke of the Day
  • Conway's Comments 1 - What to Do Now?
  • For The Advanced Investor
  • Conway's Comments 2 - Getting Swine Flu is a Financial Idea?
  • Lucian's Funny Life Story

  • Conway's Comments 1 - What to Do Now?

    How About Some Wisdom From the Past!

    Some of you are still wondering what to do now that the market has crashed and has started a rebound. Hopefully this is not a temporary rebound as many think it is. Have you ever wondered what the "Wise Old Men" of investing are doing? Smart Money Magazine interviewed investment gurus who had been around for several recessions and got their take on the kinds of stocks to buy. They like solid stocks of companies with good businesses. Stocks like Comcast (CMCSA), Williams COS. (WMB), NV Energy (NVE), or Mitsubishi Corp. (MSBHY), Dell (DELL). Read on for the advice of these long term survivors in the market.

    In the mid-1980s, when she was a business student at Dartmouth, Sarah Ketterer enjoyed reading books from the 1930s about how to value stocks. How neat, she thought, to analyze a business based on its "net current asset value", the amount of money a firm would fetch when it was liquidated. But by the time Ketterer was investing professionally, using that and similar metrics was about as popular as disco or bell-bottom jeans.

    Only now Ketterer is embracing those decades-old formulas, not just for nostalgia but also because they're back in style - and turning up more high-quality stocks than they have in years. In fact, Causeway Capital Management, the $9 billion asset-management firm she leads, recently bought Dell and Disney after applying those strategies. These days, Ketterer says, the old-school approaches are identifying "not crummy businesses but really good ones."


    For The Advanced Investor

    Is The Index Fund Dead?

    Many of you have asked me about Index Funds. With the 10 year future of the Dow in question, you may want to read this article concerning Index Funds. Surf over to this website location and read about index funds and their future in the investment portfolio.

    http://www.smartmoney.com/investing/mutual-funds/is-the-index-fund-dead/


    Conway's Comments 2 - Getting Swine Flu is a Financial Idea?

    Defenses Against Swine Flu

    Most people do not think of sickness as an investment. But it is. If you get sick you lose time from the job and have to pay for increased medical bills. Here are a few investments that may yield a high return.


    Lucian's Funny Life Story

    Phil and the Rifle

    My sixteen year old daughter, Christina, was dating a guy named Phil. He was a hardworking kid who had saved up money for a down payment on his car. I liked Phil. He was respectful and, most of all, he really liked my daughter, Christina.

    I wanted to go to my deer lease near Jacksboro, Texas. It was a thousand acres of rolling hills with timber and open fields. Gorgeous place just to go out and walk around and observe the beauty of the outdoors. My partner on the lease and I needed to go out and fix fences. It was the middle of August and hot as firecrackers.

    I suggested to my partner, David, that we invite young Phil to help with the post hole digging, which had to be done manually with a post hole digger. So we invited Phil to go with us. He would get to shoot our guns and we would get a little work from him digging post holes. He was to dig while we strung the barbed wire.


    Joke of the Day

    The Dead Mule

    Boudreaux and Thibodeaux saw an ad in the Moultrie Observer newspaper up in 
Mammou, LA (mamooo, looziana) and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.

    The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry fellows, I have 
some bad news, the mule died last night."

    Boudreaux and Thibodeaux replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."

    The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

    They said, "Ok. then just bring us the dead mule."

    The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?

"

    Boudreaux said, "We're gonna raffle him off."

    The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"

    Thibodeaux said, "We shore can, Heck, we don't havta tell nobody he's 
dead."

    A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Boudreaux & Thibodeaux at the 
Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked, "What'd you fellers ever do 
with that dead mule?"

    They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wus gonna do."

 Boudreaux said, "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars a piece. We 
made a profit of $898."

    The farmer said, "My Goodness, didn't anyone complain?"

    Boudreaux said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his 
two dollars back."



    Children's Joke

    If an athlete gets Athletes Foot. What do Astronauts get?

    Answer: Missletoe

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