Newsletter Issue 15
December 2008

Dear Lucian,

This edition of the newsletter contains jokes, a funny life story about Lucian, subscriber questions answered by Lucian in the Q&A section, a 401k article on the impact of Wall Street meltdown on your 401k, and mutual funds with the best performance.

in this issue
  • Joke of the Day
  • Conway's Comments
  • Conway's Comments 2 - Riding out the Bad Times
  • Shameless Self Promotion
  • Lucian's Solutions Q&A
  • Lucian's Funny Life Story

  • Conway's Comments

    Boudreaux Beats the Market
    Converts His Traditional IRA to Roth IRA and Saves Millions


    Boudreaux was mad about the market decline. He told Marie (pronounced Maw-Ree), his precious wife, "Dis her bad market is KILLIN me." Boudreaux told Marie that his Traditional IRA account had a market value of $800,0000 on January 1, 2008 and that now, after the market has crashed, the market value is only $500,000. "My stocks in my Traditional IRA have gone down a whopping 38%."

    He told Marie, "Things are bad, but I done hatched a plan to make a silk purse out of a sows ear." Marie says, "What are you going to do Boudreaux." Boudreaux replies, "I am going to take advantage of all this bad news in the stock market."

    "How you gonna to do dat?," Marie says.

    Boudreaux says the following to Marie...


    Conway's Comments 2 - Riding out the Bad Times

    Boudreaux's Tips on Riding Out this Bad Market

    Do Not Stop Contributing to Your 401k.
    AARP says 20% of those 45 and older have stopped contributing to their 401k in the last 12 months. Big mistake. You lose the matching amount donated by your employer which can cushion your other losses. Also, with the stock price of your company down, if you put in the same amount of money you get more shares with the same dollars.


    Shameless Self Promotion

    Lucian's Possible Newsletter Upgrades-I need your advice!!

    The response to my newsletter has been so fabulous, I am thinking about making it even better. I have been wanting to upgrade my newsletter to provide a wider range of investment advice from experts in the markets and practical advice from me.

    Therefore, I am thinking about starting an electronic magazine...


    Lucian's Solutions Q&A


    Question Number One: Picking a Broker
    Lucian,

    I took both of your Financial Acumen Classes at the Gas Company Tower in 2006, and 2007. I look forward to reading your next newsletter when it arrives. I have an investment question...Now you see the DOW is down dramatically from where it was the last time we met, I am inclined to initiate a brokerage account. Do you have any suggestions for picks to start off a portfolio?


    Lucian's Funny Life Story

    Lucian's Jury Duty

    In 1988 I was teaching an accounting class at Baylor University. After class one day I went home to find in the mail a summons for jury duty selection in Waco, Texas. I was summoned to appear for jury duty selection in one week, on a Monday morning.


    Joke of the Day

    No good deed ever goes unpunished

    A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

    "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

    "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

    So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off, or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'"

    St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

    "Couple of minutes ago."


    Children's Joke

    Why did the skeleton not across the road?
    Answer: Because he did not have any guts!

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