Newsletter Issue 14
July 2008

This issue contains information on the top International Mutual Funds, my course on Issues Management for Public Affairs/Regulatory Affairs groups, a Funny Story on Lucian "Getting Locked Out of Room," a Children's Joke to tell your kids, an article on buying Real Estate Mutual Funds, and a number of other interesting topics... Enjoy!!

in this issue
  • Joke of the Day
  • Making Your MONEY Work For You
  • Investing Acumen Test
  • The Course You Need to Take Now
  • Top Foreign Mutual Funds
  • Lucian's Solutions Q&A
  • Lucian's Funny Life Story

  • Making Your MONEY Work For You

    Real Estate Mutual Funds
    Buy Apartments, Collect Rent!
    REITs Do It For You!

    Most people do not understand how to buy an apartment complex (called commercial real estate) nor do they know how to collect rent from renters. Well, if you buy a Real Estate Investment Trust (REIT), or a "Real Estate Mutual Fund" that buys REITs, you have achieved this goal, without the hassle of managing the property.


    Investing Acumen Test

    Take this true/false test to determine your financial investing IQ.

    1. The average American household owes about $10,000 in credit card debt.
    2. It will take you 30 years to pay off a $10,000 credit card debt if you pay the minimum payment.
    3. If you are up to your neck in debt you can contact a reputable credit-counseling group like the Consumer Credit Counseling Services, an offshoot of the National Foundation for Credit Counseling (NFCC).
    4. To find out about the relative advantages of Roth IRA Versus a Traditional IRA visit www.rothira.com.
    5. The average person works only 22 minutes each day for the money he/she contributes to their retirement fund for the day.


    The Course You Need to Take Now

    Title: "Issues Management"

    Reviews: "Issues Management Course Gets Rave Reviews"


    How Pubic Affairs/Regulatory Affairs Creates Value Though Issues Management- Tangible, Intangible and Financial Value

    Rave Reviews. I have been teaching, to rave reviews, my Issues Management course designed specifically for Public Affairs/Regulatory Affairs groups who manage the various issues faced by their company. This course is very different from my finance courses in that it focuses on a broader range of value creation than do my finance courses.


    Top Foreign Mutual Funds

    What are the top Foreign Mutual Funds as recommended by Money Magazine (May, 2008)? Note that fear of international economic downturn has been hurting these funds recently.


    Lucian's Solutions Q&A

    Question 1: First Publicly Traded Nuclear Company
    What are the investment implications of the Entergy spin-off of their unregulated nuclear assets into a publicly traded company?

    Question 2: I've been parking cash in action- rate preferred shares of the MFS Investment Grade Municipal Trust. Now I'm reading about failed auctions. Are ARPS as safe as I thought they were?


    Lucian's Funny Life Story

    Lucian's Embarrassing Power Outage

    I was invited to teach my Business Case Analysis for Southern California Edison. I was to teach the course several times at their San Onofre Nuclear Plant near San Clemente, Ca.

    Well, I was staying at the Holiday Inn right on I-5 in San Clemente. It was a three-story building with the top floor on eye level with I-5 traffic. I was on the third floor.


    Joke of the Day

    Boudreaux and De Snake
    Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outa night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decided to steal dat froggie.

    Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin so he had to be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de haid.

    Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him had a real good grip on his haid, yeh. Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can.

    Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or his gonna bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker.

    He pour some draps into de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou.

    Den he goes back to fishin'.

    A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe. He slowly look down and dare dat water moccasin was, with TWO frogs.


    Children's Joke

    What do you do if a whale swallows you?

    You run around 'til you get pooped out!

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